jaclcfrost:

love triangles are so unnecessary so often like… they’re used too much… they’re unnecessary. this is unnecessary. i am not interested. i feel like yawning. i’m yawning

budpest:

when people say u look hungover and u are

100% proven zodiac analyses

aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating

youngstero:

im very sleepy but generally do you think apples are happy?

Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
Abuela: te parto fruta?
Me: no, gracias.
Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
Me: no abuela.
Abuela: un vaso de agua?
Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
Abuela: come mierda pues.

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

horan family dinner

niall: aye! looks like we have a guest for dinner aha whats ye name
greg: ha ha niall it's me, your brother greg!
niall: ha ha

all-my-cunning:

Ugly Heart - G.R.L.

And I wonder does it blow your mind
That I’m leaving you far behind
I wonder does it stop your heart to know
You’re not my sunshine, anymore

suckmymara:

nsfw: no sympathy for weeaboos 

natnovna:

louis: did you hang out with nick last night?

harry: ya know …yeah i did

louis: ohhh ha.. .. i love nick!

harry: you hate nick?

louis: YEAH NO SHIT… HONEY

Anonymous:

why do u like one direction

modestmgmtofficial:

u make it sound like i had a choice

gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL

who would treat you like a princess

maliatatertot:

aries:  scott mccall
taurus: scott mccall
gemini: scott mccall
cancer: scott mccall
leo: scott mccall
virgo: scott mccall
libra: scott mccall
scorpio: scott mccall
sagittarius: scott mccall
capricorn: scott mccall
aquarius: scott mccall
pisces: scott mccall

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